Standard, obligatory Eiffel Tower photo.
Apps make it easier to navigate the metro...
Plenty of good food without touching any snails.
Outside Pompidou Center.
Not to pick on Rothko, but a lot of modern art just looks like a scam.
If Rothko wasn't scamming, maybe his imitators are...
This artist knew the critics would call his work garbage, so he got out in front of them.
Finally something thoughtful.
The Thinker (after Rodin)
Which church is this?
Might have been these guys who dealt with the car bomb in front of Notre Dame a few days later.
Inside Notre Dame.
Joan of Arc, burned at the stake for cross-dressing.
On the way to the Louvre.
At the Louvre, a visiting exhibit.
Barbies from around the world.
Didn't expect to see this.
Kali Ma Barbie.
Statues of French notables, the Louvre.
Venus de Milo
Those guys from Prometheus.
At the Louvre, even the molding is over-the-top.
Mona Lisa, famous because it was stolen.
Must have inspired the costumes for the movie...
The Pope really does look hapless.
Winged Victory and negative space.
The Louvre is big, but some of the paintings seem too big to have been brought inside...
David made some nice paintings at a human scale, too.
You shouldn't run on the quai, but if you do, you can still take the metro to your husband's funeral.
The Lady and the Unicorn "A mon seul desir"
Proof that unicorns exist.
En cas d'attaque terroriste...
What makes a frog a role-model for meditation?
One of two obelisks stolen from Egypt - the other is in Britain.
Monet's Water Lilies
More Monet, at Musee d'Orsay
La légende bretonne, Edgard Maxence
Statues for the continents (minus Antarctica).
Renault FT Tank at the Musée de l'Armée.
Not sure of the time period - presumably late middle ages.
Armor for a 6 year old.
Loading eight rounds into one barrel seems to be asking for trouble...